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[01 Apr 2006|04:45pm]
Due to popular demand, I will be returning to LJ at least once a month. Today is that day. Enjoy.
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[15 Nov 2004|10:04pm]
---------------------------DAVID---------------------------

WhOa! Your name is DAVID two!

Im So SToked!

LooOoolOLoolOLOLolOLOLolol

!@#$%^&*

Enyways, Hey Man, Heres the Stuf

HaPpY BiRtHdaY DaViD,
DaViD (Nick)

...


If you had… …. One tripod …….one pad of paper …… to make anything you ever wanted…one night…. Would you build it? Or let it go to waste?

His name is betty, twig legs, eyes are heavy
Theres a letter on his sweater already, Robert Skizzetti
Hes chilly but on the surface he looks blue and comfy to stop at Doms but he keeps on fogettin a towel to put down the whole crowd is so wowed he opens his mouth but the scream wont come out hes freezing how? Everyones jokin now the blocks run out times up over ow
Snap back to re4ality O where the fo come from? O there goes the popo 5-0 he toked hes so ghastly but he wont give up his cheesyrabbit no he wont let em have it he knows his whole stash gon be roast it don’t matter its toast he knows that but hes broke hes so whack that he sells his toes when he goes back on his mobile phone that’s when its back to the crack again but yo cracks a necessity hed better go pasture his fields and hope his grass don’t die again

You better find yourself some chronic you want it you better never let Trevor get It he only needs one shot do not piss your pants or blow your load this opportunity comes once in a weekend fo sho



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1. Who are you? its Nickiols Q wooOsd again
2. Are we friends? yeaaaaa buddy
3. When and how did we meet? we met on the moon back in 95'
4. How have I affected you? after we raced you helped me realize that im really slow.
5. What do you think of me? ur a fast kid. a good kid too.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? lollololo theres no alcohol in 7-up??? enough said.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? prolly until the houseboating trip cause im gunna start hella drama about you for no reason. random?
8. Do you love me? i love everyone.
9. Do you have a crush on me? wow it would be really lame if i let my truth out online.
10. Would you kiss me? o god yes
11. Would you hug me? ewww no way cooties.
12. Physically, what stands out? ur ears lolOLOLLOollo sorry bud.
13. Emotionally, what stands out? youre strong at heart
14. Do you wish i was an astronaut? yea cause then we would be Rocket Men... did i change the question? lol...
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? lol pofftop[ic but BLH123
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Rocket Man cause we went to the moon derrrr.
17. Am I loveable? surezy
18. How long have you known me? we go way back to 95' nah. like a month ago lol.
19. Describe me in 3 words lol... Incredible Gossip Partner
20. What was your first impression? sorry, i have a poor memory i dunno.
21. Do you still think that way about me now? im sure i dont.
22. What do you think my weakness is? you think youre fat.
23. Do you think i'll get married? 30 times all at once to miss americas
24. What makes me happy? Las Chicaaaaas
25. What makes me sad? Las Chicaaaaas con drama.
26. What reminds you of me? when i see either your family or your car or your name written on paper or something. that usually triggers somethin in my brain to think of you.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? a new drivers license?
28. How well do you know me? well i know your middle lame so i think i know you quite well.
29. Do you wish to get to know me more? rgr that
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? yea... ive kinda been wanting to tell you... you need to go on a diet.
31. Do you think we could kill someone? yea with our rockets lol
32. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you? make me a journal and i will.

...good fricken times

<Fl!p-Fl@p3
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[04 Oct 2004|11:22pm]
:)
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<3 [07 Sep 2004|12:36am]
[ mood | sleepy but happy ]
[ music | yellow cardizzle - ocean avenue ]

oOOoo wow today was fun. it reminded me a lot of the summer. and i really miss the summer. i miss hangin out with everyone until 5. lol aka mo. i miss not having homework. i miss seeing everyone at once and it not being at school. i miss the good games of truth. we had a good one today. i think. capitola is always fun. hangin out with everyone is always fun. i had some good chit chats with peeps today. i hit on like 40 girls today but dont even think about callin me the ladies man cause i hit on like 3 gay guys LoLoL. 555-8129? so fun. but no... seri0usly.... girls are beautiful. and they are so much fun. sooooo much fun. soooooooooo much fun. and i got soooooooooo much homework. i havent even started my AP psych packet thats due tomorrow. ima get on that. ill just fall asleep but whatev. later kids. <3 beach trip.

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[24 Aug 2004|09:38pm]
[ mood | reflective ]

i could very well make this a huge long entry, but summer time has rubbed off on me and im lazy. basically... every summer i have ever had all combined in to 1 doesnt even come close to comparing to this one. i have always thought my summers have been boring... until now. and i had sooo much fun because of my friends..... what the heck im just gunna make a list of stuff that i can still remember, cause i know in a month im gunna forget half of my summer activities simply because my memory capacity is that of a rock.... aaaand go:

beach trips aka capitola
assassins
beckon
Rocket Man
janae's 17th
sleepover
mountain lodge
chillin outside with janae and flipfl@p thinkin... a month ago we barely knew each other
rescue mission of The Listerine
window chalk
the precog
tp
truth
houseboat trip 2k4
tanning
shaving
st louis
robert skizetti
biggys grad party
plans to go huge in soccer
infamous infiltration of the ruby hills on the final night
being called "a trip" :)

i will always remember this summer. <3 friends

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welll humm diddy [13 Aug 2004|12:21am]
soooOooooO my blind date cant go. lOlOLOL laaaaaaaaame. soooo im gunna get my cuz up in st Ltown to get a different cute friend... lol and maybe older than "just turned 15 and acts younger" thanks. lolOLolol. well ill find a cutie in this town... theres gotta be at least one who is not taken right?> o well. if she cant find one ill get a whole bunch and bring m myself... im drivin apparently ol. weeeeeeeee. so have fun bowlin. lol. i think i miss ltown. but i dunno. i miss the peeps. but this place is $. ill prolly end up updating again tonginght sooo peace. -hiccup
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[10 Aug 2004|04:57pm]
one more day...
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plans? [09 Aug 2004|02:16am]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | konstantine ]

aight... tomorrow... no plans... the next few days... maybe a drive to woodleaf? quite possibly... then the next day.... beach trip? sounds good to me. then its off to st louie for a blind date... that will be fun..... SWEET this is the first time in daaays that i am actually listening to music as a make a entry.. nice. aight
peace duders.

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mission accomplished [07 Aug 2004|03:41am]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | we are the champions ]

lets just say that tonight's counter-strike was amazing. we (lindsay jeff and i) camped jeffs guest bedroom for the girls (sabrina annie mary and kellie) they came, water hit, shaving cream was dealt. we won. their ambush failed, and we had a clean teamate, thus, we were victorius. too bad the girls are all sleepy heads because i keep checkin my car, but im pretty sure they went to bed an hour ago. til next time...

-hiccup

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precogged like whoa [30 Jul 2004|11:59am]
crazy.... last night i decided to cook pancakes. it ended up as one giant mush pile bu it was still good. then i was brushing my teeth and i got this gut feeling.... one of those gut feelings you have about someone being in the mafia, you know? so i was like.... i gotta go outside right now. my car is being hit. i run outside and i see dmo lenny and bandelow tping my car. and i freakin precogged it. scary stuff. i hadnt talked to any of them in over 2 hours. and i didnt hear anything. i just had that innocent tounwsperson gut feeling.
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livin it and lovin it [28 Jul 2004|03:31am]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | nada ]

summer nights are priceless.

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yyyyy veinte cinco [21 Jul 2004|07:08pm]
2 things on my mind:

i got a piiimp system in my car for free... why is everything about the datsun free?

i just ate 2 McChicken sammiches... i ordered them with no lettuce. they followed directions on 1 burger but not the other... strange.
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[19 Jul 2004|07:00pm]
houseboat trips = $$$. the ride up was alright. after we drove for over 2 hours to get to Davis i realized Peter simply likes bridges, cause we hit about 7 of them. then i was outnumbered and was forced to listen to country. i kinda solved that by sleeping out the window again.

we got to the marina and we walked on the dock. there were these 2 metal boards that were seperated by about 15 ft of wooden boars on the dock. i told santy i could jump it, he didnt believe me, so i showed him. i asked him to hold my cell phone and my wallet and my key. i got a running start, jumped, cleared it, and heard a big splash. santy was in the water. at first i thought the impact of the jump made the dock move and he lost his balance and fell off. everyone who didnt see it thought i pushed him. it turns out he was just walking while watching my jump and straight up walked off the dock. lol dummy head. he didnt drop my stuff so its ok.

lol we talked the shop peeps into letting us by an ornament from the shop for $5. it was a pink flamingo. lol we put it in peeps sleeping bags at night and they got flamingoed. it was funny stuff.

the first day i went out wakeboarding at like 6:30 the water was perfect. i cleared the wake doin indies and tailgrabs. it was fun.

the rib dinner was flippin hilarious. i was upstairs with abe and peter and kellie and the bees cause downstairs was too packed. lol we were havin a good time and laughing and all then abe was cutting his rib and it slid off his plate, onto his shirt, shimmied down his shorts, and fell on the floor. i was busting up laughing. rib juice all over him. so we told him to jump in the lake. so he did. right about the time he hit the water off the second story of the boat i pulled an abe and lost my rib on me. lol. so i got up without hesitation and screamed... im comin in too! and i dove off the boat lol. we were bustin up and we went back to eat dinner. a few minutes later he was cutting his dinner and his plastic fork broke into 4 peices. and it happened right as i happened to look down at it. i was laughing so hard. im glad i ate up top.

i broke off this massive branch off a tree and me and abe and richard drug it down the mountain to our camp fire we propped it up and went inside. 10 minutes later we see peter the pyro out there lighting it on fire. it was prolly about 15 ft tall. it was sweet. when the fire started to die down richard wanted to help it so he threw in his towel and shirts. i thought his towel was putting out the fire so i lifted it up and fire went up my arm. i singed my hair on my arm. it was rancid. but funny. lol.

so hiccup and fl!pfl@p decided to go on a rescue mission last night. we were tryin to find my toiletry bag. but we got sidetracked. we ran by the window of the boat where everyone was playing cards and stuff. i jumped on an icechest and pretended to fall off the boat. i had a big bird floaty device around my waist. i fell in the water and it was funny. david came to the rescue though. he dove in after big bird and me and he saved us. it was like midnight lol.

we had midnight swims to the SS relief.... floating toilet... in the middle of the lake. the first swim took about an hour and a half to 2 hours. it was sicktight. richard and i were ballers and decided that we were gunna get toned. i dunno if it worked but it was fun.

a bunch of guys shaved their legs. freaks....

the ride home had one helluva interesting conversation. glad there were no females hiding in the back.

lenny and i tanned our butts.

uhhhhh we tannin that crack
its gon' be black
she wont know how to act
mo lotion fo me
mo lotion fo me
mo lotion fo me
buy some mo lotion fo me

(sang to the slow motion tune)

.......shastaaaaaa......

- hiccup
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my magic telescope [12 Jul 2004|02:06pm]
[ mood | pondering ]

i want my magic telescope. i want to see inside everyone and know their exact thoughts about me. knowing those thoughts, i will no longer be a confused goose.

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? [11 Jul 2004|01:47am]
[ mood | confused ]

?

storytime... [10 Jul 2004|01:17am]
[ mood | reflective ]
[ music | ur face - ur mom ]

lol. basically, this last week has been full of everything and i have not updated once. ive been real lame about updating, but.... your mom. i got in this huge drama fight with fl1pfl@p tonight, and basicaly i hate him. lOlOL. Lopl! our thoughts are never completed, and when we actually have decent conversations, they arent parallel. and im alergic to privel beans. errr nuts. and shes flippin beautiful. and we made wirepeeps and put them on cars, and decorated cars. and we are gunna kill the bird. cause janae doesnt wake up with glowsticks. and the seran wrap wasnt done but tenny had a paintball gun. and like 6 peeps just signed online. and this houseboat trip is gunna be a lot of fun. and im stoked that ms. macklin is coming. but im not so stoked about ms. blea not goin. and we need to get plane tickets. shotty? lol no way. and i think im getting mixed feelings, one second i get hit in the head, and the next second i get hit in the head again, so im not too sure. and my arm is bruising but its ok cause i an invincible. and i learned a new song on the piano from brittany. and its sooooo nice. ELBOW POP! and im glad im getting to know new people and hanging out with some new peeps. and kellie jean goldberg is nice. and so is her face.... damn.... and yes i do kiss davids mom with that mouth. and my text message bill is gunna be $240, but i love it. and i got 40 shrek watches, and i like to swim. and we went to the beach and chopped on some ladies, and tripped, and lied, and made a fool of ourselves... well just me, but they were hot, but it doesnt matter cause i will never see them again. lol i love it. and whistle while you twerk. and slip N slides are fun stuff, and they remind me of janaes baller party. but they arent fun when you jump from a trampoline to it and land on your back, and realize as you hit the grass that its deflated, but then i heard flipflap hit a broom and busted himself. and i chit chatted with farmer until 2. and she lives by me now. and there are so many beautiful girls in the world. and i cant wait until i wakeboard. and i cant wait until i play beckon in the woods. and my mom bought cuticle clippers. and i dont know how to use them but its fun. and jessicas house has febreeze. and.... is somebody saying something? what up hiccup? and the datsun is alive. and its been on the freeway and runs like a champ. and its doors are in need of WD40. and i went 14-0 in cs while richard was playing. and brian got fired. and there are 4908 gorgeous girls at chevys. and my friend kevin works there. and santy moved to casa orozco. and whitney is the funniest girl in the world... i am not an idiot... and i like mood rings and some somg by maroon 5. and i have the hiccups right now, but they are all mental so i can get rid of them. and i have downed 4 boxes of honey nut cherrios in 2 weeks. and im not sure what the meaning is but i made up instagasm. and there are hippos among us, beware. and i wish i had spellcheck for this cause its gunna be a bizzle to re read. and happy birthday to a million peeps during this time of year. and i we gotta hit up wally-mart again. and my mom tortures her patients at work. and i feel really bad for them. and i cut up a zumiez bag and put it on my ceiling, and i just hit my head on the bar in my room.... headshot. and i still have the hiccups so maybe that means im not too stong metally. yet in smarter than jason black. i know it. and i have clairvoyance. and the pool monster thing has a tail and spits at me. and it jumps the pool and its a baller. and d mo got a new phone. and its got a funny ringtone and im jealous. and its backgroud thing is funny. and in blackhawk today we saw a car with the license plate reading "I GA2B ME" so im scared of blackhawkers. and the coldstones was good cause i had the stuff... cake batter with caramel. and apparently all the rich kids dress like bums. and i got new shoes and they make me happy/frustrated because they are white. i cannot keep white shoes clean worth the life of my dog. i went to roooobertson during 4th of july and i dragged my feet in a bunch of dust. and it was really fun playing frisbee and representing canada. and i caried the blankets but got shafted. but itsok cause i got to see jessica lee and i havent seen her in days. and i really like fireworks and looking in someones eyes while they go off. not necessarily anyone in particular but just in general. even though i know someone who has really nice eyes but thats a different story. and mafia is insanely fun. and i dealt everyone as a townsperson and it was gunna be the moniest game in the world but peeps didnt like their cards and they gave it all away but it would have been so much fun. and today we went to chevys and i paid $2.50 and got the following: a slice of a quesadilla, chips, salsa, water, freshly made tortillas, icecream and brownies, a virgin strawberry daqueri, 4 straws, and some laughs. and apparently i am the serial dumper/showerer. but its the funniest thing ever. and apparently i have a curfew of 1:00 now instead of not having one. whatever ill stay out til 5 cause my mom sleeps. i just need to be home when she leaves for work lol. and i hardly ever go online anymore. but i think i will start going on more cause of a secret reason. and zack busted his ankle again and thats lamesausage times 5. and im starting to get hungry so im gunna get some food ina bit. but i remember that i cannot cook at all cause im a guy? i made oatmeal at farmers the other night but it was pretty much milk with oats. but i loved it. and i also made some half cooked top ramen with garlic and salt cause the oriental flavoring smelled like greasy linolium. and i have liek 400 cowlicks on my head and its lame but its funny. i think i was raped by a cow or something when i was a baby. it just licked my head for 3 days straight. maybe that is the cause of my mumbling. and i wanna start highjumping, or at least laying out on the mats. ElboW pOPp! and i did NOT flower the expedition. but i did wire the peeps, and i did seran wrap the cars, and i did write on the windows, but i didnt tp. i havent Tpd anyone in a while, and TPR does not mean toilet paper roll, which is crazy smart, but it actually means Total Physical Repsonse. and im starting to pull santys and iron my shirts. and its really hard. but its kinda fun. but i get nervous when i iron them cause something really really bad is gunna happen sometime, im gunna iron my faice off or something... john travolta and nicholas cage. jeeenyus. lol then im gunna go to cancun. cause ive been to hawaii twice, which are both lies. and i need cereal right now. its an addiction... brb. and so mo distracted the dog on one side of the yard and gave the triple wiggle signal to stunkle behind the van, who rallied then triple wiggle signal to me, which triggered my entrance into the backyard so i could throw the glowstick up at the WRONG window 5 times. and mo started hearing the dogs barks go farther and farther away so i signalled like a gyspyqueen to stunkle and he screamed woody woody on the top of his whispering lungs and i ran back into the front yard and closed the gate with the viscious thing behind me. it was so much fun, yet it was so scary. and she didnt even wake up. and her mom and her were supposed to ambush us. and i got my listerine back. and the dudes were rescued. and stunk precogged the flash bang. and the neighbor was watching from the garage. and the closest moment to capture was when the other neighbor came home and the other car came by. and at whitneys the psycho drove by and flipped a biz in the court and flew out and it was scary but fun. and i gave macklin a ride home at 4:00 and was wrongfully accused of flowering the expedition. i swear to god. proof. i love it. and it was only 24 minutes from blackhawk plaza to biggys house. 3 stoplights.... NWR... new world record? so nothing new has really happened this past week and i dont have much to say. if you read all this give me a cookie. im still hungry. good night all.

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[01 Jul 2004|11:29pm]
today i got limewire and got a whole bunch of songs. before today my newest songs are like 4 years old. lol money. i wish i FLStudio back. i miss my fruity loops.
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[29 Jun 2004|04:26am]
i love cs
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are you in the mafia? [27 Jun 2004|12:58am]
[ mood | reflective ]
[ music | momma snorin lol. ]

soooo aaron woke me up with a phone call this morning. i wanted to sleep in really bad too. o well it was almost noon, not that bad. so i spent about 5 hours today chillin with a deck of cards. i have got to be the lamest person i know. but i amuse myself. i can cut a deck of cards with one hand 2 different ways now. and i figured out the 2 card monte. my computer got reformatted or something last night so there was no sound, no internet, no files, and no programs of mine today, until now. i want to get some software and make sick movies of magic tricks. i could seriousl make a 30 minute video of my magic. and sell it to friends for $5. it would totally work. it all depends on some stuff... bein real specific there. but yea. i waited and waited and waited until 6:00 and headed to santys for his birthday party. it was money. we played a lil marco polo then played a bunch of mafia. i won all 3 times i was mafia. it was sweet. stunk had a huuuuuge game goin but the medic didnt save him on his genius suicide tactic. o well. so the party was golden. except i went retarded 3 times. i dropped this bottle of lotion and it exploded on the floor and on the couch and table and bull. then i broke this vase. then i did the lotion stunt again. geez im retarded. on the new leather couches too lol. im a clutch clutz. lol tony bag of donuts is a hyperactive licking machine. i broke another watch today too. but it will airdry i hope. anyways... i hope i make the cut. peace.

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mer [24 Jun 2004|11:51pm]
[ mood | shady ]
[ music | Track 3 ]

merrr i want to take some peeps back with me to mountain lodge and live there. i miss people. i miss the datsun. i miss trigonometry quizes with my favorite music in the background. i want money in my pocket. i want a new piano. i want a biiiig huge hug from everybody. i want to be a townsperson and win it all. i want a massage. i dont want anybody going on any more trips. i DONT want people to hold grudges against other people. i want everyone to be friends with everyone else. and i want a big huge sleepover. and i want to fall asleep listening to my favorite cd. good night.

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